Art now brought to us as a special treat courtesy of our friends at the Meat Council!

Henry Rollins also said he'd like to sit John Lydon on his lap and pet him like a lap dog. I would like to hang that picture in my home…or have it painted as a mural on the wall.

But then he went on to appear with John Tesh on a VH1 awards show, so stalemate there.

Arsenio is absolutely correct.

FUCK THE POLICE

There is an Oprah TV network which she's called OWN? I kind of admire that fuck-off attitude. "Sure, at the beginning I was all right-brained creative with my Harpo Productions, but now that I'm OPRAH, fuck it…I OWN!!"

Lawrence Welk Show
I hope your grandparents at least let you stay up to watch The Muppet Show afterwards, Jason.

Special Guest: Yablo, Master of the Ocarina

The Looney Tunes stork…grandfather of all the pop-culture storks.

Why didn't this movie get an "R" rating for Guy Ritchie's failure to show the consequences of jumping into filthy bodies of water?

I was actually distracted by both sets of eyebrows in the otherwise stellar Veronica/Linda scenes.

I have noticed the eHarmony couples starting to look more and more like siblings, though. Especially that guy who's too old for a soul patch and his mate who watches him play hockey.

Onkel Tom Angelripper
For a thrash metal take on your favourite traditional Xmas carols, I highly recommend Onkel Tom Angelripper's "Ich glaub' nicht an den Weihnachtsmann."

"Middle aged" people?

@madbeatnik: an often-overlooked episode which is one of my favourites.

This album is actually a tribute to rock-n-roll excess, as prescription painkillers and/or antidepressants apparently make shit music.

The year is 1993, a beautiful, simple time in which we weren't completely irritated with either Mike Myers or his Scottish accent, and Brynn Hartman was still just a little twitchy. While Kill Bill may have been a better choice for many of the aforementioned reasons, I applaud Amelie's decision nonetheless.

@repo: Spike laughs at your queerstion and demands you sack up and watch a marathon of "1000 Ways to Die"…or face the penalty of being beaten to death by the winner of "The Ultimate Fighter 10" (way to die #86)

Thanks to _The Secret_ and her 12-inch "Favorite Thing," Oprah is not a sexual being…she's a sexual doing!

I'll bet if it would have been MNF, Gruden would have said something, if not when it happened, at least during the highlight footage directly after…and very loudly.