I suppose one could consider molesting starlets on SNL being "involved with" them…

Even without the glaze, I'm betting she kept touching her face and licking her fingers on the way to the hospital…if she didn't take the ham with her, you know, as evidence .

Punching off the field = news
Pantsing on the field = news
Schwanz in the locker room = news
Tit on the field = apocalypse
So confusing, this "football"…

Agreed. Take this interview: read just as an interview with an author who's written a book about evolution, Dawkins comes across quite well…as if he's more interested in educating than deriding those who don't agree with him. Taken as an interview with Richard Dawkins, however, it's difficult not to wonder which…

Don't face this Christmas sober.

Family Guy
1. Poor Dino.

Whilst housesitting for my parents this past weekend I thumbed through Glenn Beck's "book" where he considers himself on par with Thomas Paine. His point is allegedly "to galvanize Americans to see past government's easy solutions." To do so, he provides his audience with easy solutions in the form of 9 principles and…

That movie looks at me naked and calls its friends

RE: Labyrinth - just concentrate on him from the waist up and you'll be less frightened. This is actually my all-time favorite coming of age movies, which I suppose can be frightening… Also a possible predecessor to the abstinence vampire thing: girl chooses to fulfill her motherly instincts—without actually having to…

Good call on "The Boogeyman"! I always love horror stories that play on childhood fears and suggest the reassuring counter-stories your parents told you might just have been so you'd shut up and go to sleep.

Halloween is still the only slasher movie that really scares me beyond the normal "silence—-LOUD-NOISE!" way.

Blucher! *horse whinny*

@lexicondevil: as a huge fan of old horror anthologies, I always loved this staple.

Speak to her in a British accent and watch her actually turn into "that Limey" like she did on the Graham Norton Show!

PAM is one of those actors whose work I usually enjoy but I never seem to be able to remember who she actually is. I'll see her picture &/or name attached to a certain film, and will be incredulous every time…THAT'S Penelope Ann Miller?!!

…only if it says "I worked with Bea Arthur when I was 10" on the inside. I'll pay extra for this if necessary.

@OtP: in every good list of horror films, there needs to be a few parodies and by the gods, Student Bodies is a fine one!

I'll see your Antichrist and raise you an Anti-Pope: http://www.youtube.com/watc…

…and I don't think there's nearly enough wine in your tradition, Rory.

So would Anne Rice.