Also, "genitalia" is plural.

Just when I think I should probably get back to work, TW always lets me know this is right where I should be.

While her nipples may be, her boobs are nowhere near 40 years old.

Apparently you can save 40% of the fat and 20% of the calories just by ordering a BK Whopper without mayo. And by "mayo," I think they meant "lard."

I don't know what the fuck is going on here, but did ZMF say "mark my words"?

putting "soundtrack" in the phrase "Kenny Loggins song that came out in the 80s" is redundant.

@int'l HH fans: It was Stockholm and I'm not at all ashamed to know this or to say I've seen the episode twice.

I love Top Secret! - Tombstone Val Kilmer, but he was upstaged in this movie by his own teeth.

Was Spike Lee even necessary to this interview? I mean, it's mentioned in the intro that this his film, isn't that enough? With precious few exceptions, Spike Lee adds about as much to this interview as the "uh…yeah…uh…uh" guy adds to hip hop: a series of irritations that interrupted my enjoyment of the more…

Please tell President Affleck that while I greatly admire his virile and mighty beard, I still wish to unsubscribe from your newsletter, e-mail and print.

I saw a scrawny, white Suburban mom in a giant Kinderschlepper today with the vanity plate "BLK KGT" and couldn't help but thinking of that little girl in Airplane! who asks for her coffee black, like she likes her men.

@Mr Fhtagn: every time you mention your kids, I picture tiny versions of your avatar, which just shy of too adorable.

This has been an awesome week for Bunnicula in the AV Club.

Bork, you're a Federal Agent. You represent the United States government. Never end a sentence with a preposition.

I'm going to have sympathy cards made which contain Aqualad's simple but poignant epitaph: "_____ died as he/she lived: a stupid, cruel, hillbilly retard."

@Flashman: Amen.

If you're serious—and I sincerely hope you wouldn't toy with me about the Muppets—this is wonderful. Truly wonderful.

They don't have weddings…they skip that trite cliche and move directly on to the noble goal of blessing the conformist world with little hipster kids. His onesie has a tie printed on it…take that, society!

Your sincerity is eclipsed only by your sense of the literal. And the Great Pumpkin.

Awesome.