I suppose JLM was tame, considering other of her family members apparently consider "nap time" too secular and make their kids spend time every morning "talking to Jesus" instead. They threw a hell of a bridal shower…and I do mean that in the most literal sense possible.

What I wouldn't have given to hear "Hey Ya!" even ONCE at a wedding I went to a couple years prior. The wedding party entered the reception to the dulcet tones of "Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy," and since that got such a great response, the DJ decided to play it every hour thereafter! I single-handedly subsidised half…

All threads should end talking about someone's "proto-Nazi sycophantic slut-bag of a second wife."

@Santos: ditto.

Hot Fuzz is a fine documentary about English village life which should be required viewing for all non-British persons considering a move to England.

As long as it continues not to detract from &/or overpower the Phil/Lem pairing, I can overlook the disappointing "it will give us something to fall back on" Ted/Linda relationship.

Fill your pants over France, in your poopysuit…

Does the ladies' version have one in the back, as well?

I apologize, but I was afraid to make this joke in the "books" forum…this thread seems much more forgiving: Wodehouse is my favowite Patwick Swayze movie. Please don't turn me in…I thought of Tolkein when I first saw "Bagg'ns," too…honest I did!

What's grosser than nailing a baby to a tree?

Also, "I don't love her, she kicked me in the face!" is one of the best movie lines of all time.

Also, I nearly fell alseep several times whilst reading the post, but nevertheless kept reading in the hope it would get better.

I wouldn't have cared what the hell this article was about…I'd have read anything with a picture of Statler & Waldorf so prominently displayed!

Ear worms
"L" is for the way you look at me…ya tah dah…

@PS: That was pretty Zits from someone with Opus as their avatar.

New AV Club Rating System
I think instead of (or possibly in addition to) grades, the AV Club should start rating movies based on which comic strip characters would have made them.

It's a well-known fact that white people don't discipline their children in public.

Perhaps instead of the lip tattoo, he should have "Muse hasn't really inspired me like, say, Weird Al has." branded onto his back. It's called accountability, people.

They should turn all Atari games into movies and release them in a "Stoner Day Care" box set.

Have the intern do it at 4.59pm the day before.