…or David Tennant?

Shoving the Bible and God down your throat = third base

Flake is a GOD and you are not fit to lick his love pump!!!

I think you should…and call it "Motherfuckery"

Shia Labeouf and Colin Farell in: We're Concerned

And now that Billy's out of the way, things are finally looking up for him!

Extra Time
Are these changes going to be permanent or are they in response to the shitload of time next year's awards shows are going to need for the "In Memoriam" segments?

"Why you try to wear jeans? In a dress you'd be looking better." "No no, we want to be equal." I said, "Okay, you are equal, but you don't understand what you missing."

Also if they fail to wax regularly.

The image of Phil Hartman & Ed McMahon meeting in the afterworld warms my heart. :-)
R.I.P.

If it means she'll later wind up in the news for yelling "Codpiece!" at flamboyant Vegas performers, cursing at people trying to help her remain upright, fondling her fans &/or urinating in public, I say, "bring on the Jesus flowers!"

I'd hoped the AV Club was above using "mother" as an emotional appeal when arguing a point. "Fuck the RIAA" was such a promising start to this thread… *sigh*

*places fingertips in front of mouth* You, sir, have both offended my honor and given me the vapors.

Hence, the popularity of the "taking off shirt" Discretion Shot…

Screaming Banshee Aircrew
…will top my list in a month. Guaranteed.

Overanalysis? I don't know…I only had to scroll 3/4 down this page to hear something about the actual show. That's not TOO bad for a non-Murdochian medium.

There's such a fine line between syphilis and brilliance…

I have to agree. In general, one of the best parts of any Stephen King book is his use of music to throw an extra bit of creepiness into the mix.

I agree…definitely not your daughter's teen-love-story-made-cooler-by-cute-boy-vampires story. I agree Salem's Lot is "look over your shoulder" scary…I was just talking about that the other day, interestingly. I'm usually not that scared by books, especially Stephen King (sorry), but Salem's Lot scared me.

Bored to Death
Talk about the right tools for the right job…