Interestingly, this sounds like how I watch Netflix!

I hope this bodes well for my graphic novel "A Mullet"!

Dailymotion you say?

Maybe if he were just a little bald!

I was in the Apple store today and watched all the Apple employees watching this all mesmerized. Perhaps all those people could come back out and do a demonstration on why it's taking HOURS for my new I-Pod Touch to sync with my fucking computer!

It's OK. I speak jive.
OK boys, lets take some pictures!

Can he lift 100 lbs right over his head?

Oh you guys! Actually, now that i think about it, Joe Walsh and Nils Loftgren were with them too, and they're both not dead! But that band was amazing, especially when you consider that later versions of it were anchored by the guy from Mister Mister!

Are you doing the Honest Trailer for The Big Bang Theory?

Hi I'm Bob Dylan, and some days I need extra protection. It Depends!

And now he's delivering quotes to AARP! Who saw THAT coming in 1965?

Yeah, give me a couple of days, i'll see what I can do!

Yeah, but he's a king mixer!

I have some special sauce I'll sell you for much less!

I thought they were saying Legos when they said that country! They live in Legoland, right?

Is that where the "Special Sauce" comes in?

Do you know who hated that? MY WIFE!

I still wanna know - What was wrong with the BLACK ONE!?

Hey! Why did the Accountant cross the road? 'Cause that's what we did last year! Thanks, I'm here all quarter!

Original title - Accrual Cruel World!