Put me in the "agnostic but thinks Jesus was a rad dude" camp. I agree with a lot of his teachings, I just can't get behind the divinity part. But if Ms. Rice is saying that he's still her god, then she's a Christian. You don't have to go to church and agree with Pat Robertson to be a Christian. You can be a gay…

My second reaction (right after "who fucking cares"). She sounds like a petulant child.

I really like what Ms. Lopez has to say on the matter. I may tune in for her insights alone.

Fiorello la Guardia sounds fucking awesome. Also, Fiorello is a pretty cool name.

But those hats reflect her quirkiness! How else am I supposed to know that she's a unique snowflake? I mean, Miles has the 'bed-head on purpose' thing covered already. We had the judge with the giant black glasses and the 12 foot long scarf during the public art episode. We've got China Chow with the 'so tacky…

No, that can't be true. I mean, she DID drink and do drugs from the ages of 16-20 something. And was an irresponsible employee! These crimes, they can never be forgiven!!

Post-hoc - I thought the same thing.

I agree. This show has done nothing but reinforce my opinions of the art world.

It was painfully obvious that he was extremely uncomfortable with the idea of a giant shirtless photo of himself. He was cool enough to not pressure her into his initial idea of her being nude after she made it clear she didn't feel comfortable, and then she went and turned the tables on him. Yes, he could have…

I was thinking back on Miles' pieces so far this season after watching this episode, and I can't imagine a more boring collection of art. The only half-way interesting piece was the cock and vag Mickey Mouse and he had to turn that one into a gimmick by man-squirting on it.

His ideas lost - end of story. They were voted down at every turn because they were idiotic. The dude's an artist at the same level that I was in junior high when I decorated my paper-bag book covers with skulls and snakes and shit.

I don't think they are at all interested in producing music with the "soul" of its African influences, or music with any soul at all, for that matter. I just think they like the sound of African guitar and thought it would compliment their silly little pop songs.

I'm not sure that spores released from hobgoblins, regardless of their mycological nature, would be considered vegan. If a mushroom can walk and talk, it would go against the spirit of the law, if you will, for a vegan to eat it's byproducts.

You fuckers haven't lived until you've tripped on Vurt.

Class of 2000 beat me to it. Best David Spade movie ever, with John Goodman, Putty and Eartha Kitt. I'm glad I have young kids so I have an excuse to own shit like this.

JVS - when I click that link, there's a "Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought" book on the bottom of the page called "199 Vaginas: The Ultimate Photo Collection by Keyser B Soze."

I am here to change your life, ZMF. What you do is take one of those apples, put it between your teeth, bite down and chew. When you're done chewing, swallow and repeat until the apple moves from the outside of your body to the inside. Your guts are specially designed to break down the apple into usable energy,…

Should be using past tense in these posts. He passed away last year, I believe.

There is one, absolutely. I don't know that he had the whole thing plotted out from the beginning, but it eventually starts to feel that way. If you are anything like me, your emotional involvement and attachment to the characters will build with each book to the point where the climax packs a punch. Not to spout a…

My favorite image from Perdido is the Weaver. But hell, there are so many amazing images conjured by the Bas Lag books that it's pretty hard to pick a favorite.