German porn is wall to wall exploited loopholes.

Edgar Allan Poe. Which I'm immensely happy about - he was probably my favorite author from age 11-14.

I played poker against a Russian Edward Norton doppelganger near Cincinnati last month.

A) People from Ohio can have valid opinions.

I thought I really enjoyed that movie.

I'm definitely interested. Gondry, at least, has earned my curiosity.

I believe that would be 'weasing.'

Agreed. Vastly inferior to Borat.

I named my son Jonah almost four years ago.

Automatic Jack - I didn't realize that there were supposed to be five volumes of the Historical Illuminatus books. The third one seemed to come to such an abrupt end out of nowhere, but I really did enjoy them as a whole. Not on par with the Illuminatus Trilogy, but still very enjoyable. Schroedinger's Cat Trilogy…

Foucault's Pendulum was my favorite book for quite a few years. Those first fifty pages almost did me in, but once it grabbed me I was caught. The Name of the Rose is incredible as well, but didn't lead me by the nose and make me change course multiple times like FP did.

Also, a good piss or shit can transcend space and time.

You just listed all my favorite parts of the Invisibles. Now, if only my brother-in-law would give them back (after I loaned them to him two years ago), I'd have an opportunity to re-read them myself.

I'm with you, staircar. Her tattoos look a little like alien makeup from the Star Trek: The Next Generation, but imminently bangable despite that one minor flaw.

This and U2's War were the first two CDs I bought when I got my first CD player off layaway.

I saw Kiss Kiss Bang Bang with no knowledge of what kind of movie it was whatsoever, and had one of the most enjoyable movie watching experiences of the last five years.

Val Kilmer is absolutely the greatest part of this film, and most films that he's in.

I thought Season 3 was excellent. Two of the best episodes of the whole series were in Season 3 (Just Breve and Wowschwitz).

Who knew sloths were so wise?

It just looks like a bad Braveheart remake.