Holy shit, you nailed me!

I agree with the sentiment, I just don't understand how Mr. O'Neal's name gets misspelled by 75% of the posters on this site.

Alexis Texas. I require significant trunk space in my automobile.

Ugly Americans was pretty funny.

The Stand was a miniseries. Bender is suggesting that they make each book as an individual season of a TV series. Something I've thought of as well, but no network is going to agree to bankroll 50-100 episodes of a series when they have no guarantee of its success. And I'd rather they don't do it at all than stop…

Allllmost perfect.

OK. This sounds pretty awesome. Musicals generally cause me pain in my face, but this sounds pretty awesome.

First R-rated movie: age 9 (Revenge of the Ninja!)

Is that you, Dr. Huxtable?

I agree with those exceptions.

Well, all the people who make a living from TV in some form or another plus all the people who like to watch it. So, like, 97% of the population of the developed world.

I can do all the weeding I need right here on the couch.

They don't call those necklaces "leis" for nuthin'…

Did you not see that disclaimer at the bottom of my comment, clear as day?

Dreamworks is not "just garbage." Kung Fu Panda is one of the funnest movies to come out in years.

After watching Cars roughly 23 times in the last year and a half (my three year old son loves the shit out of it), I have grown to appreciate it more and more. It's still at the bottom of my list of favorite Pixar movies, but it has its redeeming qualities.

I really enjoy the third one. I think it gets unfairly slagged. People were expecting Aliens II, but instead got a much more psychological, stylized take on the universe.

I've said it at least a hundred times (or three times, at most), but Val Kilmer improves every movie he's in.

And thy humble servant Stephen did slush the slushies, and push the flavored cigarettes that were the fashion of the day. Yet, he knew the Lord had a higher purpose for a disciple such as he, and preached to all who would hear (as they were buying their morning Boone's Farm wine) that he rather they killed his…

Or Courtney Meth.