This is a completely serious statement:

Also: WATERSHIP DOWN. I believe I mentioned before that I have read that book more times than you. Seriously…whoever you are…more times.

Nick Tosches' "Dino"

Fuck!
After that introduction, I did *not* want to enjoy this song, but fuck if I didn't.

Interestingly, 'Radio Bart' was the first Simpsons episode to air after the L.A. riots erupted. It was a repeat.

Kenya?
N'gai daithi, ichi goma!

Hapless Flunky, have you ever read the Wikipedia entry for 'shit'?

Ack! I watched this one three times already. It makes me happy.

Google took their fine time before advertising on TV
The TV ads I have seen from them are all pretty good, though.

To answer your question:
Kung-fu and basketball (or, at least, a basketball player) *can* mix, pretty awesomely. See GAME OF DEATH.

Heartwarming to the point of goose bumps
I think I kind of like this Beyonce lady. In fact, I'd say, fuck you, she's awesome.

"Pencil necked" is Republican code for "smarter than me and therefore to be ridiculed."

Beware, Pantaloons—that sounds exactly like my first impressions of PAUL'S BOUTIQUE. Might want to give it a few more spins.

Yeah, I'm starting to feel like this might come out pretty good.

Pennywise, pound foolish.

Great line from the Hatter
'Are you the dreamer or merely part of someone's dream?'

Merlot is awesome. Fuck that movie.

My favorite part
is the reference to DO THE RIGHT THING.

I…uh…

Weirdly, I saw him last night at the Austin City Limits studio.