Weirdly, I saw him last night at the Austin City Limits studio.

Fine, smartass, but answer this: how many feathers are there on a Purdue chicken?

I was curious about this, too, and took a close reading of the credits. That is indeed Thurl Ravenscroft singing "No Dogs Allowed."

I don't know, folks—I thought it was pretty clear that Teddy was in love with Matt but that the emotion was not reciprocated, at least not in a romantic fashion.

Also, fuck ENTERPRISE for having Archer use the pinch when carrying the essence of that ancient Vulcan philosopher.

Nerve pinch
I'm going to nerd out here for a second. I'm surprised no one else has (apparently? I only saw one short reference) delved into Data doing the Vulcan nerve pinch.

Eh, it was a failed block attempt that had nothing really to say. As OP, I say hijack away.

Guilty.

TNG!
Man, I love this feature.

But have you seen THE ITALIAN JOB? He's really good in that.

This is such an awesome story that I'm just going to go ahead and assume you're correct.

The DARMOK B plot
One of the things I really like about this episode is the B plot back on the Enterprise where Troi and Data are engaged in their own effort to understand the language of the Children of Tama. It's been a while since I last saw the episode, so pardon me if I get some details wrong, but Troi and Data…

HA HA HA 'Bagel Monster!'

You take that back!

BEHOLD THE FIASCO
Nice to see the hardcorest of ratings make an appearance.

Rhode Island, 'cause it's the smallest!

I LIKE it!

Ha ha, I thought I heard it too. Breakin' down the cultural barriers!

THE NAME OF THE ROSE is from 1986 and I've probably mentioned a few hundred times that it's my favorite movie.

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