Well, that's fair; drunk you sounds pretty awesome.

Whoa, there was quite a bit of clever in that post, HipsterDBag; I especially like the crossover reference.

Also: I meant *my* levity as dubious. And I seem to like the word 'anyway' a lot.

I'm not sure about you, Pierce,
…not that you care.

Wha?
How is this already in its second season and I've never before heard of it?

"So what color should you get if you're putting red sauce over white spaghetti? Red. This is because when you're mixing dark foods and light, you always want to go with the darker-color wine. "

Wow, that's awesome—I never noticed those articles had the same protagonist.

Sad
I remember North Carolina in the Seventies as a place where the best of the new integration shined around us, and we (well, I, anyway, in my limited single-digit-aged perspective) thought things were finally getting good among the races.

My man ZHANDLEN!
Have you done an interview before this? Nice work. How'd you like it?

Read the last paragraph, though, where she's (unprompted) charmingly earnest and humble in thanking everyone for allowing her to have this career.

I'm beginning to think that the alternative timeline is the original, or pure one. The timeline with which we are familiar is the result of Jacob's meddling throughout time, and his influence was erased, either by Jughead or by his murder, to create (recreate?) this natural timeline.

Hey, NaturalBlues, you honky devil, you took my favorite BLACK DYNAMITE reference.

Thank you, that certainly did clarify.

Ooh, yeah, the Next Generation. I'm a bit giddy about that.

Great choice.

"…puked there during a Superchunk show."

Pardon, premature posting.

Quick note
Let me just say while I can still post up near the top of the comments—another fine article; I enjoy Zack's stuff more and more, and I swear it keeps getting better (I would be more authoritative about the perceived improvement, but frankly I'm not an authority, so let me say that as an unqualified…

The Liberty Lunch
I've mentioned this before, but they closed the Liberty Lunch and made way for the office building at which I now work. I would feel pretty bad about it if my company built the place, or if I had been one of the first to move into the new building, but all that came later.

Surely THE TICK is western civilization's crowning cultural achievement.