I read the Star Wars novelization—that's right, A NEW HOPE, suckas—for a book report. Got an A by exploring the increased thematic depth communicated through the many scenes unique to the book.

ELECTRIC CAFE is excellent. Suck it, haters.

"What, I got boogers?"
Ah, the sadly forgotten MY SCIENCE PROJECT.

That's hot.

You know that smoking hot beauty is in that one soft-core vampire movie with Alyssa Milano, and that they totally get it on, right?

The specificity and historical relevance of your Texas reference pleases me.

Yeah, what the fuck is that? I mean, it's 23 years later and I would *still* like to know—what the fuck is that?

You know, OTP, I'm going to take a break from spamming these threads to complain that every time someone acronyms your name I think they are referring to some Off-Topic Poster.

Son of a bitch must pay.

Son of a bitch must pay.

Son of a bitch must pay.

Son of a bitch must pay.

Son of a bitch must pay.

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Everyone knows that in hell
they serve naught but burning hot cola.

In regards to the headline photo:
I have that comic.

Truly, a trenchant observation.

"It's the catfight equivalent of Roddy Piper and Keith David's big scene in They Live, only minus the awesomeness."
Everything I love about this site and this author, right there.

I could *not* *wait* to get here this morning and see who else liked my favorite line.

At any given moment I can mentally call up, with perfect clarity, the shot from PARADISE of Cates bathing in the waterfall.