OMG Sonata in C Major!
Thank you *SO* much.

Ha ha, that would be awesome.

Lambert's?
Josh, if you ate on the patio, the absolute closest inhabited-office window to you was mine.

Wow, thanks, Donna. I actually was curious what the title meant but then just assumed that my immediate instinct (that it referred to poker chic) was correct.

Huh, that came off way meaner than it should have. I should be careful since I might actually *meet* some of y'all later today…

People who wear sunglasses while playing poker are weak, scared wanks verging on cheaters
Always wanted to air that opinion to a large audience.

Should we (gasp!) identify ourselves somehow?
I mean, I'm certainly not notable here the way Ayn Rand and Bee Man are, but I would like to meet the people behind the monikers if they show up at Emo's tomorrow.

Wow.
That's pretty crappy.

I declare an Austin thread!
Can I do that? Where's Sean?

Ha ha, that's awesome, I had to look it up.

Fresh
Fresh.

The obvious question
And how would you know what VO5 tastes like?

Lay off Kazurinsky
I know you didn't say anything really mean about him, but I have to defend him. I have a soft spot for him and his endlessly redone 'scared meek guy' supporting player.

Sean,

The temptation to carry this on is overwhelming…

Exclamatory…?
…so…tempting…

*Sigh.*

Ugh
Isn't even Hollywood embarrassed to produce something so transparently derivative?

I have to note this, even if everyone else probably saw it, too, because it makes me feel smart:

Two of my favorite all-time movies…
…are The Highlander and The Name of the Rose. Sure, they don't enter any serious critic's top-10,000 all-time list, but I like them nonetheless because they were pleasant surprises—I found each late at night on HBO when I had nothing better to do, and the expectation of "This might…