Heterosexual masochists will be happy.

Sometimes there is a bit too much female-only nudity but they've kept penises in play with all the castration (or leeches) and threatening of it.

Jerry Doyle's hysteria and borderline racism is so disappointing because I thought he was phenomenal on B5.

Roman Polanski is a pretty scary dude, I'll give you that.

This is the scariest movie I've ever seen.

I'm with you. I love the book and think that the film could be a fascinating adaptation.

Not making a joke. I'm very excited for this film.

It seems to have been agreed upon that it's cool to say this movie will be terrible but I think it looks like it could be a fascinating adaptation and the trailers have been phenomenal.

That was great. Enjoyed the meta commentary at the end.

It's pretty worrying. Didn't like seeing Phipps go, then Tobias left which really made me sad, and now Tasha? The hell, people?

If David Sims had to review this along with The Following he'd be in a mental institute at this point. I watched the trailer for this show and it was painful to get through even that. I couldn't believe that anyone thought this was a good idea.

Sims should do a solid troll and give the season finale an A+.

Stannis rocks in the show. I will hear no arguments to the contrary. How quickly we forget him LEADING THE MOTHERFUCKING ASSAULT on King's Landing.

I'm fairly sure you mean best because that song fucking rocked.

Dutch was my favorite character on the show. The story was Vic's but Dutch's arc was phenomenal, too.

It can never be said enough: Dutch's breakdown is amazing. No matter how much you like that character in general, that scene devastates you.

For some reason that last scene really got me. The music and Raylan's furious yet sad yet self-loathing look was heartbreaking.

If this somehow turns into Norman Bates investigating sex crimes, Norman Bates: SVU, would that be good or bad?

The review proper ending with "Just what on earth is going on here" was gold, too.

This was an amazing review. I've never seen the show yet I still felt the pain of watching it by the review's end. If there's a Nobel Peace Prize for reviewing then this should get it.