1.) "Oooh, look at us, we're such evil white trash that love bein' all evil like and shit. Aren't we scary and evil? Look at us mug for the camera with our evil white trash smiles." - The Devil's Rejects

1.) "Oooh, look at us, we're such evil white trash that love bein' all evil like and shit. Aren't we scary and evil? Look at us mug for the camera with our evil white trash smiles." - The Devil's Rejects

1.) Actually, I'm more of a douchebag.

1.) Actually, I'm more of a douchebag.

1.) Zombie is one of the shittiest directors of all time. Devil's Rejects stinks worse than one of my egg salad farts.

1.) Zombie is one of the shittiest directors of all time. Devil's Rejects stinks worse than one of my egg salad farts.

1.) Django Django's album is pretty awesome, so they definitely get my vote. They make cool videos, too.

1.) Django Django's album is pretty awesome, so they definitely get my vote. They make cool videos, too.

1.) Going Blank Again and Nowhere are both tits in my book.

1.) Going Blank Again and Nowhere are both tits in my book.

1.) Phoenix looks like he has a little Alfalfa cowlick in the picture.

1.) Phoenix looks like he has a little Alfalfa cowlick in the picture.

1.) Beef - you haven't seen my dog.

1.) Beef - you haven't seen my dog.

1.) As I've said numerous times before, I wouldn't fuck Nicki Minaj with my dog's dick.

1.) As I've said numerous times before, I wouldn't fuck Nicki Minaj with my dog's dick.

1.) ElDan - at least I don't reek of urine like a hamster.

1.) ElDan - at least I don't reek of urine like a hamster.

1.) That's a Golden Agouti Gerbil, and you damn well know it.

1.) That's a Golden Agouti Gerbil, and you damn well know it.