1.) The shitty box office has nothing to do with an aversion to reading. People love books. Hell, I read the Bob Mould autobiography and a couple of YA novels just this weekend.

1.) The shitty box office has nothing to do with an aversion to reading. People love books. Hell, I read the Bob Mould autobiography and a couple of YA novels just this weekend.

1.) I'm not shocked to see that comment was flagged. Rape is never, ever funny.

1.) I'm not shocked to see that comment was flagged. Rape is never, ever funny.

1.) Like I said, my bad.

1.) Like I said, my bad.

1.) Reason, I think you're missing the subtle nuance of my post. Sure, I find Ms. Johansson sexually attractive. But more importantly, I want to look at pictures of her pussy and jack off. Please don't attempt to summarize my complex views without mentioning the beaver shots. Maybe some of her fingering herself while…

1.) Reason, I think you're missing the subtle nuance of my post. Sure, I find Ms. Johansson sexually attractive. But more importantly, I want to look at pictures of her pussy and jack off. Please don't attempt to summarize my complex views without mentioning the beaver shots. Maybe some of her fingering herself while…

1.) Bellboy!

1.) Bellboy!

1.) I was already planning on voting for Obama, but let's say I was on the fence — some wide open beaver shots of Scarlett Johansson would be enough to buy my vote.

1.) I was already planning on voting for Obama, but let's say I was on the fence — some wide open beaver shots of Scarlett Johansson would be enough to buy my vote.

1.) I have never rubbed one out to Amanda Plummer.

1.) I have never rubbed one out to Amanda Plummer.

1.) I finally watched that Amanda Palmer/Flaming Lips video and I blew something out.

1.) I finally watched that Amanda Palmer/Flaming Lips video and I blew something out.

1.) Take a good look at that photo up there.

1.) Take a good look at that photo up there.

1.) I'm contrasting her with the chicks in Pussy Riot, who are definitely not felony worthy pussy.

1.) I'm contrasting her with the chicks in Pussy Riot, who are definitely not felony worthy pussy.