1.) If she would get on my main trunk I would gladly contract herpes.

1.) If she would get on my main trunk I would gladly contract herpes.

1.) He is indeed very sensitive in the sack, but his junk smells like egg salad.

1.) He is indeed very sensitive in the sack, but his junk smells like egg salad.

1.) @ Clueless - I don't know what happened to Jorge. My name was obviously a satire of his, but he and I had no personal connection. I remember when Jorge had the health scare and seem to remember that he got through it. Possibly he reevaluated his life afterwards and decided to spend more time with family and less…

1.) @ Clueless - I don't know what happened to Jorge. My name was obviously a satire of his, but he and I had no personal connection. I remember when Jorge had the health scare and seem to remember that he got through it. Possibly he reevaluated his life afterwards and decided to spend more time with family and less…

1.) @Aurora - I was the Golden Agouti Gerbil.

1.) @Aurora - I was the Golden Agouti Gerbil.

1.) I had two banned: Golden Agouti Gerbil and Mantan Moreland.

1.) I had two banned: Golden Agouti Gerbil and Mantan Moreland.

1.) This trailer looks like the film was directed by a retarded-Dario Argento.

1.) This trailer looks like the film was directed by a retarded-Dario Argento.

1.) Pissing on the seats is lame.

1.) Pissing on the seats is lame.

1.) You know how I can tell TV is gay? It's dick tastes like shit.

1.) You know how I can tell TV is gay? It's dick tastes like shit.

1.) I don't see what the big deal about this is. I've been looking at lesbians since the mid 80s. There is some top shelf fapping material out there.

1.) I don't see what the big deal about this is. I've been looking at lesbians since the mid 80s. There is some top shelf fapping material out there.

1.) Yeah, man, if just half of the dudes I got baked with in my dorm room while listening to East West are on the voting panel, they're a sure thing.

1.) Yeah, man, if just half of the dudes I got baked with in my dorm room while listening to East West are on the voting panel, they're a sure thing.