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Chico von Guacamole
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1.) I've been curious to watch that new Flaming Lips/Amanda Palmer video and watch her titties and cooch.

1.) I've been curious to watch that new Flaming Lips/Amanda Palmer video and watch her titties and cooch.

1.) Is that her in the photo above? 'Cause she looks extremely fuckable in that photo.

1.) Is that her in the photo above? 'Cause she looks extremely fuckable in that photo.

1.) I have no desire to see Nicki Minaj's titties or cooch.

1.) I have no desire to see Nicki Minaj's titties or cooch.

1.) Take a closer look at the photo above.

1.) Take a closer look at the photo above.

1.) Wait, I don't remember any man ass on any Crimson covers.

1.) Wait, I don't remember any man ass on any Crimson covers.

1.) Fragile is indeedĀ far superior to Tormato.

1.) Fragile is indeedĀ far superior to Tormato.

1.) I thought the delay was due to the difficulty in procuring a coffin emblazoned with the cover of Tormato.

1.) I thought the delay was due to the difficulty in procuring a coffin emblazoned with the cover of Tormato.

1.) Does she want the kiss before or after the rim job?

1.) Does she want the kiss before or after the rim job?

1.) And then, just when you think you've found her, you notice a herd of pubic lice in the patch above her fanny.

1.) And then, just when you think you've found her, you notice a herd of pubic lice in the patch above her fanny.

1.) I don't think think the novelty of watching them do anal things would wear out.

1.) I don't think think the novelty of watching them do anal things would wear out.