1.) I don't think I'm alone in saying that I'd much rather see Gina Gershon's pussy.

1.) I don't think I'm alone in saying that I'd much rather see Gina Gershon's pussy.

1.) So, if she's wearing a merkin, that means I don't get to see her pussy, right?

1.) So, if she's wearing a merkin, that means I don't get to see her pussy, right?

1.) As most of you who have been reading my comments over the years know, there are many extremely skanky celebrities (e.g. - Courtney Love, Lindsay Lohan) that I would still gladly fuck, but Snooki is where I draw the line. I wouldn't even fuck her with my dog's dick.

1.) As most of you who have been reading my comments over the years know, there are many extremely skanky celebrities (e.g. - Courtney Love, Lindsay Lohan) that I would still gladly fuck, but Snooki is where I draw the line. I wouldn't even fuck her with my dog's dick.

1.) Am I the only one who would totally go all otter on that?

1.) Am I the only one who would totally go all otter on that?

1.) Thanks to Cocktopus, I finally realized that I am an otter.

1.) Thanks to Cocktopus, I finally realized that I am an otter.

1.) @ reckoner - you are so right about possum appearing outta nowhere. Back in the 90's I was working as a barback at this club in the Ohio City neighborhood of Cleveland. After closing, I was walking home one night with a few hundred in cash on me - admittedly a pretty stupid move, but I was a young badass who…

1.) @ reckoner - you are so right about possum appearing outta nowhere. Back in the 90's I was working as a barback at this club in the Ohio City neighborhood of Cleveland. After closing, I was walking home one night with a few hundred in cash on me - admittedly a pretty stupid move, but I was a young badass who…

1.) I asked your wife and she said "no probs" as long as you wear a johnny sack.

1.) I asked your wife and she said "no probs" as long as you wear a johnny sack.

1.) As long as I'm not worse than Tyler Perry.

1.) As long as I'm not worse than Tyler Perry.

1.) Exclusive download? How the hell am I supposed to download a stream off Soundcloud?

1.) Exclusive download? How the hell am I supposed to download a stream off Soundcloud?

1.) More importantly, is she actually a prostitute, and, if so, how much does she charge?

1.) More importantly, is she actually a prostitute, and, if so, how much does she charge?