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Chico von Guacamole
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1.) It's still track 4 on Ege Bamyasi.

1.) It's still track 4 on Ege Bamyasi.

1.) None taken, sir.

1.) None taken, sir.

1.) I'm Chico Von Guacamole, and I approve of The Invisible Handjob's message.

1.) I'm Chico Von Guacamole, and I approve of The Invisible Handjob's message.

1.) I remember this one time I went to roll a joint on the cover of his copy of Fragile and he just about shit a brick.

1.) I remember this one time I went to roll a joint on the cover of his copy of Fragile and he just about shit a brick.

1.) Bitch Magnet? David Grubbs is getting a theme park, too?

1.) Bitch Magnet? David Grubbs is getting a theme park, too?

1.) I'm a big fan of Five Guys Burgers, so they can rape me anytime.

1.) I'm a big fan of Five Guys Burgers, so they can rape me anytime.

1.) Humorous or not, anytime Dustin Diamond is mentioned there must be an immediate dirty Sanchez callback.

1.) Humorous or not, anytime Dustin Diamond is mentioned there must be an immediate dirty Sanchez callback.

1.) Damn, not too shabby.

1.) Well, that's why I won't google image them. But I'm still curious.

1.) Well, that's why I won't google image them. But I'm still curious.

1.) So, how were they?

1.) So, how were they?

1.) More of a Cocoa Pebbles man, myself.