1.) Tony Allen is, indeed, the man. He practically invents a new time signature for each song on that album.

1.) I thought people liked it better when he used to shut up and play the guitar?

1.) You, sir, chatted with an impostor. I am the one and only Golden Agouti Gerbil. Are you certain you weren't fooled by a hamster? Like Jews, they are quite devious and reek of urine.

1.) Remember, always use aspen wood shavings to line the home of your Golden Agouti Gerbil. More inexpensive wood shavings frequently generate dust that can cause respiratory disorders in your rodent.

1.) Remember, always use aspen wood shavings to line the home of your Golden Agouti Gerbil. More inexpensive wood shavings frequently generate dust that can cause respiratory disorders in your rodent.

1.) That Rocket Juice & the Moon deal he did with Tony Allen and Damon Albarn is pretty awesome.

1.) That Rocket Juice & the Moon deal he did with Tony Allen and Damon Albarn is pretty awesome.

1.) I, too, have a problem with bathroom rape. It turns out that I'm too germphobic to truly enjoy raping a woman in her bathroom unless she's a really good housekeeper.

1.) I, too, have a problem with bathroom rape. It turns out that I'm too germphobic to truly enjoy raping a woman in her bathroom unless she's a really good housekeeper.

1.) Normally, I would find such news to be tragic and concerning.

1.) Normally, I would find such news to be tragic and concerning.

1.) My favorite dwarf was always Rapey.

1.) My favorite dwarf was always Rapey.

1.) I left some of my grosgrain piping on Gwyneth's shoulders.

1.) I left some of my grosgrain piping on Gwyneth's shoulders.

1.) And thanks to that book, I've been enjoying your niece lately.

1.) And thanks to that book, I've been enjoying your niece lately.

1.) The way I see it, this is a win-win for everybody involved.

1.) The way I see it, this is a win-win for everybody involved.

1.) Why did Jesus weep? He couldn't play peek-a-boo.