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Chico von Guacamole
avclub-cfaedf8d25fee6179bfc4bcb64bbbfbd--disqus

1.) Why did Jesus weep? He couldn't play peek-a-boo.

1.) You forgot back bacon, eh?

1.) You forgot back bacon, eh?

1.) He can see right through you.

1.) He can see right through you.

1.) So what the fuck was the deal with Lou Albano and all the goddamned rubber bands?

1.) So what the fuck was the deal with Lou Albano and all the goddamned rubber bands?

1.) For Christ's sake, it's called Bunheads, not Towelheads.

1.) For Christ's sake, it's called Bunheads, not Towelheads.

1.) "Game of Thrones: Come For The Bush…

1.) "Game of Thrones: Come For The Bush…

1.) I would rather date a girl with no limbs than one with no tits.

1.) I would rather date a girl with no limbs than one with no tits.

1.) Those filthy wogs at the NME will do anything to sell papers.

1.) Those filthy wogs at the NME will do anything to sell papers.

1.) Far be it from me to add fuel to the fire, but that King of Limbs album is definitely tits.

1.) Far be it from me to add fuel to the fire, but that King of Limbs album is definitely tits.

1.) The Human Amusements at Hourly Rates compilation is a really nice desert island GBV collection.

1.) The Human Amusements at Hourly Rates compilation is a really nice desert island GBV collection.

1.) I made this exact same comment regarding Aubrey Plaza in Safety Not Guaranteed, and AVClub pulled the comment. Does that mean it is OK to sexually objectify Greta Gerwig, but not Aubrey Plaza? When does this pandering to Community end?