1.) I made this exact same comment regarding Aubrey Plaza in Safety Not Guaranteed, and AVClub pulled the comment. Does that mean it is OK to sexually objectify Greta Gerwig, but not Aubrey Plaza? When does this pandering to Community end?

1.) The bad news, folks: yet another shooting delay before she gets to reprise her role as twins in my porn epic The Penis Trap.

1.) The bad news, folks: yet another shooting delay before she gets to reprise her role as twins in my porn epic The Penis Trap.

1.) There's really no graceful way to tell a coworker that she has rockin' titties and you rubbed one out thinking about them this morning.

1.) There's really no graceful way to tell a coworker that she has rockin' titties and you rubbed one out thinking about them this morning.

1.) It's rated R, so do we get to see her tits?

1.) It's rated R, so do we get to see her tits?

1.) Does her ass have a hole in it? If so, she has the right ass for what I have in mind.

1.) Does her ass have a hole in it? If so, she has the right ass for what I have in mind.

1.) I saw the Cult on the Love tour and it was pure perfection.

1.) I saw the Cult on the Love tour and it was pure perfection.

1.) Well, some sodomy would be nice, too.

1.) Well, some sodomy would be nice, too.

1.) I wouldn't mind smoking up with her and getting my hands on those fine, fine tittays.

1.) I wouldn't mind smoking up with her and getting my hands on those fine, fine tittays.

1.) That was quite moving, and more than a little of a bummer.

1.) That was quite moving, and more than a little of a bummer.

1.) He also, like Jerry Reed and the Harlem Globetrotters, did an episode of Scooby Doo.

1.) He also, like Jerry Reed and the Harlem Globetrotters, did an episode of Scooby Doo.

1.) I'd like to offer up the Golden Agouti Gerbil.