1.) I'd like to offer up the Golden Agouti Gerbil.

1.) He amazed her w/ the 'got yr nose' magic trick.

1.) He amazed her w/ the 'got yr nose' magic trick.

1.) Yeah, my mom barely pays minimum wage.

1.) Yeah, my mom barely pays minimum wage.

1.) And the funny thing is, I still would have fucked her.

1.) And the funny thing is, I still would have fucked her.

1.) @avclub-a1967e6de4ca99fb2635d94b99453928:disqus - what, you're not down w/ cousin fucking?

1.) @avclub-a1967e6de4ca99fb2635d94b99453928:disqus - what, you're not down w/ cousin fucking?

1.) F&B makes me yearn for the edgy humor of Matlock.

1.) F&B makes me yearn for the edgy humor of Matlock.

1.) Lex might even be more tuneful and essential than Tyrannosaurus.

1.) Lex might even be more tuneful and essential than Tyrannosaurus.

1.) I'm finding American to be only marginally more listenable than Bob Dylan singing Christmas carols.

1.) I'm finding American to be only marginally more listenable than Bob Dylan singing Christmas carols.

1.) Because they had already sodomized Smokey Robinson & the Miracles?

1.) Because they had already sodomized Smokey Robinson & the Miracles?

1.) Some dude wrote a children's book about cat shit.

1.) Some dude wrote a children's book about cat shit.

1.) So, how many bludgeonings do we need to get a Hogan's Heroes reunion in heaven?