1.) So, how many bludgeonings do we need to get a Hogan's Heroes reunion in heaven?

1.) FYI, there are no tits in Shark Night.

1.) FYI, there are no tits in Shark Night.

1.) or "licked".

1.) or "licked".

1.) What do you call a no-handed zipper? Aimee Copeland.

1.) What do you call a no-handed zipper? Aimee Copeland.

1.) Actually, it's a lot like Miller Time, but with more rape.

1.) Actually, it's a lot like Miller Time, but with more rape.

1.) Dear Lana Del Ray - I would like to fuck the very life out of your skinny body until the only sound you make is the cracking of your bones. Then I'd like to fuck you another couple of times for good measure.

1.) Dear Lana Del Ray - I would like to fuck the very life out of your skinny body until the only sound you make is the cracking of your bones. Then I'd like to fuck you another couple of times for good measure.

1.) Do they show a lot of vagina in this film?

1.) I added him to my dead pool, dammit!

1.) I added him to my dead pool, dammit!

1.) What do you call a no-handed zipper?

1.) What do you call a no-handed zipper?

1.) Yeah, I can see Walt having a circle jerk with R. Crumb over some round asses.

1.) I hope you're not as wrong-headed in the voting booth.

1.) Anybody who doesn't think My Neighbor Totoro is magical and heartwarming can suck a shit-smeared monkey cock.

1.) Well, two of those greater signs are for the episodes in which they skillfully used Dancing Barefoot and Land by Patti Smith.