1.) Love the episode where scares the shit (mcfuckenstein) out of a group of kids telling a halloween version of his life in the basement of his old home.

1.) Yeah, Neckbeard, but you are also an admitted cock smoker.

1.) What's Chloe Sevigny's favorite Zeppelin song?

1.) He doesn't look a bit like Jesus.

1.) I'd be good w/ getting herpes if it meant I also got a piece of Scarlett.

1.) Sorry, man, I would have sent it but I was all out of bubble wrap.

1.) B+ is being very kind. I'd put it at more of a B-/C+.

1.) I'd like to commend Sean O'Neal for using a production still from my XXX remake of the Parent Trap for this article.

1.) And…and….and….

1.) That would be awesome, but Foom is a monster and thus not allowed by Party orthodoxy.

1.) "What is Jew Eszterhas's problem?" - Mel Gibson

1.) I'm down with bong hits & anal with Britney.

1.) I'd rent that porno.

1.) I was referring to her vagina.

1.) Back in the day, I sure wanted to slather Christina Applegate in my semen.

1.) I'm calling this one an Easter miracle.

1.) His tiny little arms are so cute!

1.) You will FEEL Kate Winslett's breasts!

1.) Lovescats!

1.) Did the wife and daughter stand up and applaud?