1.) Free Money is fantastic, but it's not better than Dancing Barefoot or Redondo Beach.

1.) Jimi Hendrix was a ninja. Jesus Christ was a ninja.

1.) 2007's Twelve was an album of covers, but I don't think that means it doesn't count.

1.) fastandsloppy - I enjoy your frothy wit.

1.) Supergrass were exceptionally good.

1.) Yeah, I'd totally hit that.

1.) The real crime of this is that there are so many persons more deserving of death.

1.) This is literally the best news I've heard since AVClub reported that Gallagher was near death.

1.) I'd be willing to show Chloe how to use a tampon.

1.) But if it weren't for drugs, her career arc wouldn't inevitably be leading her to reprise her dual roles in my XXX remake of the Parent Trap.

1.) Hyden has exhibited questionable taste in the past, but he has truly sunk to new depths in suggesting that Green is superior Reckoning, Murmur, Chronic Town, or even Fables of the Reconstruction, for that matter.

1.) I'm actually a pretty big fan of mommy porn.

1.) I really hoping he doesn't pull through because he's on my dead pool list.

1.) The dick in the mashed potatoes joke should be credited to Mantan Moreland.

1.) I find this type of rape and sodomy neither fun nor funny.

1.) I hope Jon Cryer doesn't fuck Kathy Bates, because that would be gay incest.

1.) I hope he tells some ninja jokes.

1.) AVClub seems to be taking a perverse amount of pleasure in seeing this film fail at the box office, which is odd since it is actually a pretty awesome film.

1.) I hope terrorists read this newswire.

1.) How do you starve a ninja?