1.) I think just about everybody agrees that Guthrie wrote the song that should be our National Anthem.

1.) Do you want that in English or Metric measurements?

1.) Etta James died.

1.) Poor guy. When I got Palinned, I couldn't get the taste of her pussy out of my mouth for at least a week.

1.) Apparently, stealing from Metallica is considered a more serious crime than stealing some poor old fucker's pension.

1.) MBR - do you want to preorder your copy of the XXX version of the Parent Trap I'm making with Ms. Lohan? It's called The Penis Trap,and I've replaced the ear piercing scene at camp with a labia piercing scene in the shower.

1.) Jana Hunter can do no wrong.

1.) Ruth Gordon's dessicated pussy?

1.) Day 12 - Man, I be missin' the chronic.

1.) Got Mike Watt to autograph my Double Nickels album cover thusly: "To one fucking corndog from another".

1.) But it's got that awesome Lust for Life drum beat and hysterical lyrics.

1.) No Sporting Life or Engine Driver? No Wanting Comes in Waves/Repaid????????

1.) Yeah, but why do you keep using all my lotion and kleenex?

1.) Snark all ya want, O'Neal, I still want to tap that.

1.) I am tempted to see Squeeze.

1.) It's purely a zero sum game.

1.) I'd gladly cleanse her colon.

1.) She can 'blow' me anytime.

1.) The best Bakshi film is Coon Skin.
 
2.) And it is damn near perfect, thank you very much.

1.) Doug just released a new single this year, and you can purchase it through Amazon.