1.) Are baps titties? If so, I approve.

1.) What's 12 inches long, hard and makes the ladies scream?

1.) And if you want the best explanation of why Geezer Butler is so powerful, listen to his Supernaut bassline on Vol. 4.

1.) Shonna Tucker
     Left Drive-By Truckers
     That's too bad
     But I'd still _______ her

1.) Hyden just likes to establish his douchebag credentials by giving awesome albums like this one faint praise reviews.

1.) But did you ever see Black Swan…..on weed?

1.) That's a good one, but New Theory of Everything is my favorite track there.

1.) There are GBV fans that will tell you that Pollard is all downhill after the 'classic' line up.

1.) I called and they asked me what kind of therapist I wanted. I said I don't know, so they asked who would I open up to. I said, "Well, I'd open up to Lana Del Ray if she'd 'open up' for me."

1.) I called that number and it was not John Schneider's agent.

1.) It needs to have either Schneider (or, maybe, Kirk Cameron) to appeal to the wholesome American demographic I'm aiming for - this is going to be a family dolphin-fucking film.

1.) If anybody knows how I can get in touch with the agent for John Schneider (from TV's Dukes of Hazzard), let me know. I have a role I've written for him in a film in which he fucks a dolphin.

1.) Here's another spoiler: 2 Broke Girls doesn't feature 1 Cup.

1.) Chin up, I'm sure all is forgiven.

1.) I just want to say I support The War On Drugs.

1.) Just jackin' it.

1.) Also watched Tree of Life and thought it was stellar. Wished I had some bong hits for the creation scene.

1.) You should see what it looks like under a black light.

1.) With all due respects to Mr. Neville, the star of the film is Uma Thurman's tits.

1.) If you smoke them you'll be the first of the old gang to die.