1.) Nearly every time I want to rub one off.

1.) Maybe she can move in with Sly Stone.

1.) Why is Whitney raping the RCA Victor dog?

1.) If he can shower wrestle, he can also star in the porn version, Rear Ender's Game.

1.) Yes, but she will be portrayed by Mindy Kaling of 2 Girls 1 Cup fame.

1.) So is not accidentally swallowing chlorinated semen.

1.) What would make it grittier is casting Mindy Kaling, star of 2 Girls 1 cup, as Marilyn.

1.) Not anymore, I don't.

1.) I'm still in if anybody wants to talk about rape.

1.) Thanks, it's misconceptions like that which make ashamed of my Bulgarian heritage.

1.) Comments like those are about as helpful as Amy Winehouse's AA sponsor.

1.) What is that shit on his cheek?

1.) I know it is sorta gross, but I would still gladly have sex with Love or Lohan.

1.) The kid is actually in even worse physical shape than Michael Anthony.

1.) I've left comments on this site in which I admitted to crapping my pants as an adult, and yet, looking at these pics, I feel embarassed for Bradley Cooper.

1.) I can't speak for everyone else, but I keep tuning in in hopes of seeing a Dirty Sanchez.

1.) And yet I get no credit for showing restraint.

1.) The more I think about this newswire item, the more it gnaws away at me.

1.) This is truly jaw dropping news.

1.) Well, I am going to have to push back the shooting date of my XXX version of the Parent Trap.