1.) When I was 10 my parents took me to the drive in to see Steve Martin in The Jerk.

1.) That's what you get for including actual gold nuggets in your costume.

1.) Got anymore that weed?

1.) Who's going to play Captain Sensible?

1.) @ Raymond: but w/o the blacklight posters and Fuball table.

1.) Me likey Kunislingus.

1.) Rape DOES happen for a reason.

1.) This looks even better than X 3 The Last Stand!

Two Points
1.) Nice ass.

1.) I might have some respect for some of the Oscar-winning actresses if they had performed in films that included a DP.

1.) Because they are drunken Irish folk singers.

1.) Thus far, I, too, am loving this book.

1.) Lennon had far and away the best solo career.

Two Points
1.) Unlike Machete, this man does not feature a man being crushed underneath a Mexican hydraulic low rider car.

1.) Fuck this shit. Machete, bitches.

1.) Ace's solo album contains the awesome New York Groove.

1.) I like my angels like marshmallows.

1.) Doom Generation is awesome.

1.) At this rate I'm never gonna get a Dead Alive sequel in my lifetime.

1.) I am also Bravo for 14 year old girls.