1.) I'd like to fuck the cheerleaders on Glee.

1.) Considering how many music fans get their music through file sharing, I figure artists deserve to get paid however they can, even if that means you have to share your favorite song with a commercial.

1.) Raisins are nature's candy!

1.) Right turn, Beyonce.

1.) Grace is swell in Traffic.

1.) It's even got Peter Buck on it.

1.) Hamsters reek of their own urine.

1.) He could play that serial killer from the urban legend with a hook for hand.

1.) Archers of Loaf > Pavement.

1.) I need to find a time machine to 1994.

1.) How does LeBron James keep getting jobs when he always chokes late in the season?

1.) Just took a dump so massive it practically ripped my sphincter coming out.

1.) Wait, canoodling with porn stars and cocaine is wrong?

1.) I'd let Jeter give me his herpes directly in the ass if I got to screw Scarlett Johansson afterwards.

1.) iCarly is a hound, but I'd fuck her blonde friend.

1.) Fussball or Fuball is the proper name for table football/table soccer.

1.) As a 41 year old man I took a nasty dump this morning.

1.) I bet her pussy tastes like chicken.

1.) Electric cars are negroes.

Two Points
1.) I'd do that chick in the poster.