1.) Prison Wine's basement isn't that bad. He added a fussball table and some black light posters.

1.) Wow, I just saw a photo of Phel and I think my dick turned permanently to stone. Hot stuff.

Two Points
1.) Hyden, they ought to put your tiny nuts in a blender for even thinking of the Hooters, much less mentioning them in a review of this band.

1.) I'm totally into high-functioning junkies.

Two Points
1.) I would like to have sexual intercourse w/ Chloe Sevigny.

1.) Yeah, the music on this album is awesome, but the vocals are definitely the weak link.

1.) Reality television…

1.) Holy shit, Erik, you're either 7 years old or the president of NAMBLA.

1.) Excuse me, fellas, but I've had dibs on her for my XXX version of the Parent Trap* for quite a while. Get in line.

1.) Amazing firstie.

1.) If we're on the subject of people who aren't very clever that ought to shut their mouths, can I suggest Todger?

1.) The Raincoats - Lola

1.) Dear Todger Troll - Mark Smith continues to make vital albums to this day. Albums that are much more interesting than Mumford & Sons best work, despite the fact that he is a geriatric drunk and they are supposedly in their prime. The Fall will never be considered a 'footnote', but Mumford & Sons would have to…

1.) I would totally fuck the hell out of Red Skull's daughter.

1.) Damn, I was really rooting for ya there.

1.) What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

1.) I don't see the problem with this film. Jolie was obviously asking for it by the way she dressed.

1.) Crooked Little Vein

1.) I always get a few innocent people to shoot their wad on the victim just to confuse the CSI's.

1.) Bubblegum is several types of awesome.