Terry Fields: Pardon me, sir, but I lost my I.D. in… in a flood and I'd like to get some Old Harper, hard stuff. Would you mind buying a bottle for me?

If you go to New Orleans, do yourself a favor and go to the
Café du Monde and try the JonBeignets

NOT ENOUGH FEET!

CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE DEPP IS COOKIN'???

The horse was going to do its routine to "Blurred Lines" but Marvin Gaye's family sent a threatening Instagram of a bottle of glue

"You get a bankruptcy! You get a bankruptcy! You get a bankruptcy! You get a bankruptcy! Everybody gets a bankruptcy!"

Spike TV is turning Jimmy Fallon's drunken finger breaking/cutting into a show

"Many people are saying that James Corden killed the rap music in the U.S. because of Hillary Clinton's hacked emails"

Alternate title:

Will Rogers never met Donald Trump

I guess now they'll have to find someone else to be James Bond

Come with me if you want Tim Horton's

She was going to change it to "Klitt" but that was her Grandma's name

Dylan McDermott says Fred Willard inspired his American Horror Story character

Yeah… but for the general public, it needs one of those "Apps for Dummies" interfaces/presets that basically has a slider bar -

and it will probably turn out that the cannonballs were priceless artifacts from Blackbeard's ship, earning Big Head a multi-million dollar auction price

Uma, Arya,
Arya, Uma

I'm thinking Arya falls in with the theater troupe until her wounds heal, and then she unleashes the Needle

"This is your mom…you are not my son…"

He gave his last one to Harriet Tubman