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Ghost Of Dean Martin
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!!SPOILERS!!

This season of SNL had more holes in it than Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles after a game of lawn darts.

You just lick up the back, Jack
Suck a new paw, Francois
You don't need a cat toy, Roy
Just lick yourself free

He hosted "Wheel Of Fortune" for a year while Pat Sajak was in rehab

The Cat In The Pope Hat
And To Think That I Saw It On Vatican Street
Green Eggs & DaVincied Ham

The death of the hat can be indirectly traced to the film

Master of the Flying Guillotine is so good (in an entertaining/cheesy way)
my sister even liked it…

She got the pirate eye

You know who else was a Jesus?

*Anthony Weiner angrily tweets his disagreement*

Child Safety Seat Improperly Installed

We would have also accepted “Die in a fire!"

It's also the nickname Billy Martin gave to Thurman Munson on the Yankees back in the '70s

"Dushku" sounds like an exotic strain of pot…

Photo caption:

Reality Bites: Charlie Bit Me!

I got a "Huey P. Newton" notification for this?!?

Nothing will ever beat "monkey Jesus"

*Ween shares stage with the band Diarrhea Planet*

He's got "pictures" of the Warner brothers doing things to each other, and a donkey, from the early 1920s