It was a rough place - the seediest dive on the wharf. Populated with
every reject and cutthroat from Bombay to Calcutta. It's worse than
Detroit.

Thousands of copies of DT: Get Rid Of Extra Terrestrials are buried in a New Jersey dump*




*all of New Jersey

Corddry's character spends each episode dramatically commenting on life's everyday occurrences…

Frank Sinatra: No, Bob Goulet - that's not talented! You got talent! You got a Dionne Warwick/Falana kind of thing going.
Steve and Eydie?

John McEnroe: You are the absolute pits of the world!

Patton Oswalt & Cameron Esposito Give Lena Dunham A Ride To James Franco's House!

♪ Some people try to pick up girls
And get called assholes
This never happened to Pablo Neruda
He could walk down your street
And girls could not resist his stare
Pablo Neruda was never called an asshole ♪

Alternately,

♪ Come all ye young fellows that follows movies
Way hey, blow AA Down
Now please pay attention and listen to me
Give me some time to blow AA Down ♪

Sarah Jessica Parker?

The swordsman got "Butch Cassidy-ed" -

Dear Harvey Weinstein,

♫ Out on the road today
I saw Joe Piscopo holding up a sign
It said "WILL WORK FOR FOOD -
PREFERABLY UNCHEWED ♫

Her great, great, great, great grandfather invented cheese

Because of that picture up top, I just spent a couple of seconds staring at dongs

Don Rickles: Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder?

I was this close to all that "Kryptonite" money!

[High-school kid fucks apple pie, asks Jason Biggs for his money back]

as always,
Second prize is a set of steak knives*

and when a pro is finished with her john she says