[Grandpa accidentally hits pause button on DVR]

♫ Man, living at home is such a chore.
Now I gotta rent my porn at the video store (bust it!) ♫

Because the last name would cause too much pronunciation confusion…

Inspiring Turd Ferguson vs Alex Trebek

Or take Deborah Harmon to dinner at a bowling alley

Thanks for the post! I had never heard of this, and just found a 3-CD copy on eBay and bought it just now… 53 songs that will sound good blasting in the car this summer

"I walk into someone's place of work, they shit scared. They know I'm not a cop, think I've come to kill 'em. And I would. I'll kill anybody who
crosses me. Know what I mean?"

Bad quality but here it is -

♫ Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah!
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah!

He just shortened his name for show business…
it was originally Oscar Isaac Mayer Weiner

[John Quiñones lies on death bed - Doctor enters]

as always,
Second prize is a set of steak knives

Walt's frozen head??

[while a drunk David Hasselhoff swoops in and steals it]

Walter Sobchak: Maron! Fuck me. I mean, say what you want about the tenants of WTF, Dude, at least it's an ethos.

SEE A STAR STUDDED CAST -

He's like the medieval Rob Thomas of Matchbox 20

Jake Busey was already "Sex Machine" on this show…
Will Savini be "Dad Of Sex Machine"?

[Regis starts slow, ends up screaming at the camera]

…that is why we admire makeup artist and creature creator Rick Baker very
very very very very very very very very very very very very very very
very much. 100 words on the dot. You can count them if you want…