Now you're gonna inspire someone to call themselves
Vagina Rocks Of Calamity

Make America Great Again In Six Months

He danced all the time on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno

"No more yankie my wankie… the Donger need food!"

Now I know you're lying…
Everyone knows that Michaels is Canadian, and pays only in loonies…

Tiny Kevin: Hey, man.. look at that salt shaker, man. That is huge! Man, I'll never be able to use all that salt, man. That is way too much!

Coming this summer from Warner Brothers…
Jim Parsons is: THE MAN-WITCH
Johnny Galecki is: SLOPPY JOE
and Kaley Cuoco is: GYRO

Alternate title:
Road To Justice: Get Some Strang

CALLER ID:
011-20000198
SOMGUYFRMINDIA

*William Shatner angrily cooks box of Kraft Macaroni & Cheese*

It used to be "Beatles" stadium until the breakup/solo career

*Orel Hershisher angrily tweets Henry Kissinger's home address*

You're thinking of Patty "Salt N Pepa" Duke, Frank "Coolio" Sinatra Jr., and David "Vanilla Ice" Bowie…

"The 'I Love The 90s' tour will be playing in select cities –
I just pray to God your city has been selected!"

…bleak and mesmerizing…

"…The series featured notable guest stars like Sammy Davis Jr., Frank Sinatra Jr., James Brolin, and Jean Stapleton…"

[knocking on Snoop Dog's door]

Let's simplify these two movies in terms that every AV Clubber can understand -

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Steve Harvey Suits

Or if you're a fan of angry wives with golf clubs smashing SUVs, "Tiger Beat" also works