New York's Alright If You Like Saxophones

Rhonda Shear showed up later…
wearing things like this -

Smuggling in large tools in various body cavities

Back when Paul "Pee Wee" Reubens got busted for his adult-theater indiscretion, I was working in L.A. for the Dodgers, and I can still remember sitting in the dugout during a game, listening to the players speculating about Pee Wee Herman's dick.

Michael Keaton as Amazing Larry

*Carol Burnett angrily tweets Curtis Armstrong's home address*

Mark Wahlberg ALMOST stopped this movie from being made…

That's why I always post my mourning thoughts on the AV Club, right after I find out a celebrity died…

They were afraid you'd be scarred by the awfulness of Jimmy Fallon.

"Ahh, boy, I'm just so tired of all these Star Trek Wars"

The Social Nerdwork
Chekov Wilson's War
ScottyBall

She's a real choice bit of calico…and if you like her, now you're on the trolley!

It's like if a guy named Jimmy Cremecheese became a Loxsmith…

"All I need to carry is *this*. I don't need this or this.
Just this ashtray… And this paddle game. - The ashtray and the paddle
game and that's all I need… And this remote control. The ashtray,
the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need… And
these matches. - The ashtray, and these matches, and the…

Much like the moon affects the tide, the proximity to douchiness affects the Wahlberg mane

Corey Haim on The Lost Boys, his friendship with Corey Feldman, and dying young

I thought Jesse Plemons first role was Goodwill Hunting

The Merchant Of Florence
Dog Days Are Verona
Rufeo & Julience

Ever get the feeling Abe got cheated? Goodnight!

"She makes me wanna pre yank my chopra"