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Ghost Of Dean Martin
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and listening for car engines

She didn't let the joke marinade long enough

*Government sues Apple, asks for code to crack chair*

TOMMY: I like this one. One chase goes one way and the other goes the other. And Immortan Joe's saying, "Whaddya want from me?" The guy's got a nice head of white hair. Beautiful.

"The Beatles, The Clash, The Rembrandts…"

Except at the end, when Joe Strummer wheezed along with the "New Coke" Clash, by putting out "Cut The Crap"…

Pretty In Pink 2: Electric Boogaloo

This movie is about the worst Avon lady in history…

Their next album is supposed to be called -

"There are hints of 'Jesus Walks' and Salami in this one!"

NECKFURTERS!

Contestants play "Mountain Climber" pricing game -

Financial Statement_Kanye West_2015

I prefer to think of him as "3000 Miles to Graceland (Black Elvis)"
Bokeem Woodbine!

Sniper On The Roof
Gunspray
Arsenic & Old Mace
Shoot Me, Kate
Gunzapoppin'
How To Succeed In Anarchy Without Really Rioting
Annie Get Your Gun

*Don Johnson angrily tweets conversion chart from LB to KG*

"One is an artistic failure with designs on conquering the world…
the other is Hitler!"

More like a Boo Job, amirite??

Alec Baldwin was bringing them in on a snowmobile

Alejandro González Iñárritu could attack everyone with bears!