"If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college."

1 : ∞

♫ Those fingers in my hair
That sly come-hither stare
That strips my conscience bare
It's witchcraft ♫

Rex Ryan = the Timbertoes

Eagles Bye Week…
Mark Sanchez goes to the zoo…
crashes head-first into the butt of an elephant
fumbles popcorn

He's the "Steve DeBerg" of our time!

So you're saying Joe Buck is the human "Wooly Willy"?

The robotic (Luke?) hand touches R2D2 at about the 2:51 mark of that trailer…

Jay Leno and the Dancing Itos??

SPOILER!!

♫ Do you know what you are?
You are what you is
You is what you am
(A cow don't make ham…)
You ain't what you're not
So see what you got
You are what you is
An' that's all it 'tis ♫

Don't forget -

I got a rock

I missed the part where Matt Walsh says the titular line…

I See Zead People

The best will always be Count Floyd from Monster Chiller Horror Theater…

♫ I wanted Tender Vittles, but I only had 9 Lives… ♫

be sure to watch it on an old iPhone, with a 3.5" screen to get the best possible experience!

I got a copy of this on BluRay from CDJapan about a year ago for around $15 U.S., and it's the best I've ever seen it

Also, The Eat(en) Generation