Leonard Pierce has rejoined the AV Club writing staff??

The mind plays tricks on you. You play tricks back! It's like you're
unraveling a big cable-knit sweater that someone keeps knitting and
knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and
knitting…

Now lemme tell you something…
I'm not real fond of the PHONE COMPANY either!
You know?
Yeah, and I don't like the cable TV company.
You know why I don't like the cable TV company?
Cause they just be sucking that stuff right out the sky!
THEY don't have to pay nothin' for it!
I just get me one of them bootleg cable boxes,
and…

You spelled "Gallagher" wrong…

Dennis Miller, Ladies and Gentleman!

[script written by Diablo Cody]

This just sounds like "The Mitzi Shore Story"

He was also confused because he thought Pedroia was actor Giovanni Ribisi…

That reminded me of the old "Dain Bramage" football routine from HBO in the 80s -

If he's applying at USC, it will be in Comic Sans

Q: What do they call a drug ring in Dallas?

I'd like to see one of the baseball show hosts do a pantomime of Michael Irvin being led away in handcuffs…

"…all she left him was his bones…"
is an inside joke, because as we all know in the "Star Trek" canon, Dr. McCoy was once married to Lorena Bobbitt

CBS says this advertising campaign is as dead as Peter Jennings…

Like on the TV show "The Last Man On Earth", where there are two guys named "Phil", the political Scott Walker shall now be known as "Tandy"

If it was in Shatner voice, it would be -

Paul Bunyan tried to give us logs

Escape From New Amsterdam

Road Rouse

free 60s-style jazz Xmas album downloadable at -