It's the start of the end of the world…. and everything looks surprisingly fine? Ah, well, at least we have the AV Club's fifth favorite band to play us off. Miss you guys.

I mean, in fairness, Paris Hilton has made a killing being a party girl. Her brands are doing well enough to support her. That's more than you can say for most of these private school brats. Some people seize privilege by the horns and other people are President of the United Stares.

Praise be.

Two questions. Is your eldest a fifty four year old recent retiree who lives off of judgement and the petty affairs of others? Or, are they watching it "ironically"?

MTV relies on the young adult demographic? Because I've seen Teen Mom and My Super Sweet Sixteen (look, it was a dark time) and I'm pretty sure they're catering to offended grandmothers who need something to cluck over and aren't getting enough drama out of Dance Moms. That and people in the hospital. Always people in…

That's a ridiculously low drug dose for wisdom teeth, dude, congratulations. These days they don't even let you into the dentists office unless you're so drugged up you can't remember your own middle name. (Easier to take your wallet on the way out.) If you're getting a filling, you better not be expecting to eat soup…

On one hand, catchy is as catchy does. On the other hand, don't give him money to pay off more underaged girls with. At least pirate, like a good citizen, or see if there are some remixes or parody songs that keep the musical themes without furthering his brand.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwww ugh, ughh, ugh aaaand gross . All the necessary emotions for this. Other than the seething rage, of course.

Betting odds: Smart money is on at least one Medusa reference. 2:1 gets you a "deadly but beautiful". More conservative bettors are going for "you can look but you can't touch" but most forward thinkers agree it would be too on the nose given her recent struggles. Opinion is divided on whether or not we'll finally get…

Still shaking off the malignant influence of parents and grandparents. Family from Florida does some deep psychological damage to a child.

Something about a Children's Crusade? There was a very long sax solo, but otherwise it worked as a great soundtrack for reading Animorphs.

I found one of my old ipods the other day and put some electricity into it. That little chunk of metal held nothing but Taylor Swift, Jimmy Buffet, and for some reason, a lone Sting song. The musical tastes of preteen girls can't be fathomed. As someone who has reluctantly followed her career since I was seven and she…

And calculating everything by hand or in their heads, yes. One mistake with your mental computations and the whole computer breaks. Another good example is doctors. In Russia doctors are primarily women. They still need the same training and do the same jobs, but pay and respect for them is significantly less. It's…

The company settled housing discrimination cases several times, which with a discrimination claim like that is tantamount to saying, "yeah, I did it, but you don't want to spend the effort to persecute me." Then they had to desegregate the properties. This was while Donald was working for them, for the record.

Also explains why the Greek gods were all bickering mega-jerks limited by in-fighting. Nothing else was logical.

Before we bred them out, bananas had SEEDS. Which, very clearly, you don't get anymore. (Also why bananas are objectively one of the most fragile fruits, they need to be cloned to propagate. Sometimes, artificial selection does bad.)

Huh. The shift from painting to film as an adaption choice is an interesting one. Wasn't a big part of the portrait that it was static, and shouldn't have changed? A moving medium like film might be more difficult to translate that uncanniness to.

She can be a gold-digger and smart enough to get off a sinking ship when she has a chance. Morally bankrupt people haven't given a great showing so far in this political season, but maybe she can stand up and do right by getting her kid and getting out. Take the biggest divorce settlement as quietly as possible, wait…

I'd say you could start a lot of people on exciting addictions that way, given our current SecofC turnover rate, but frankly if they've lasted this long they're probably on something already. Anti-depressants, at least.

You're right, video games are super expensive, as is cable. I do think a few streaming services return on the investment, Amazon Prime if you do a lot of online shopping, and Netflix is solid if a little bereft of some of the recent hits. Still, you'd be amazed what you can find in their International Section. Once…