Man, Harrison Ford will be long dead from an inevitable plane crash by the time 2020 roll around…

They already did that, and called it Black Snake Moan.*

I don't know, he didn't have 'damaged' literally tattooed on his forehead, how bad could he have really been?

And when they finally put you in the ground, I'll stand over your grave and tramp the dirt down.

"Oh kids those days."
—Crow T. Robot - I Was a Teenage Werewolf

Baxter Stockman and Krang are music genres?

That Super Human Samurai Cyber Squad look.

Mothers don't let your babies grow up to be Battletoads.

Bannon openly admires Darth Vader and Satan. You can't throw a rock in the South without hitting a Confederate monument or Rebel flag bumper sticker. These guys are not too swift on the uptake.

Why do they always go for asshole Republicans instead of us liberals! We're nice guys!

Fox has minions.

Between her, Jared and Ivanka, liberals seems to cling to young and attractive right wingers as secret progressive heroes despite a complete lack of evidence to support that assumption.

I enjoyed Trial & Error. That's pretty much it.

"Thank God for my totally original weapon, the illumination sword!"

That's what Leatherface is for.

What a brilliant policy wonk!

I'm certain that's the only book he remembers having to read for high school. And probably the most recent one he has read.

You globalist cuck! Am I doing it right?

Sure, trans people are disproportionate the targets of violent crimes, but bros getting internet shamed for saying 'tranny' are the real victims here.

The point is that he can't even hold an Easter Egg hunt for children without fucking it up and he has the nuclear launch codes.