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Dumbledore Calrissian
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Indiana Jones and the Disillusionment with Modern Society

What with gamer gate, doxxing, trolling, rape and murder threats and whatever that nonsense over Ghostbusters was, nerds no longer have the moral high ground in any way. Maybe some jocks just want to focus on coming together as a team and earning scholarships but the nerds keep making unoriginal comments calling it

At least he got rid of that dumb Jim Lee armor. Why does Superman need knee pads?

Snakes serve a valuable role in the eco-system.

We scold children for behaving the way that man does. It's insanity.

His brain don't work no good.

I don't know, assholes also tend to stab each other in the back, tattle on each other, and offer testimony in exchange for immunity when the chips are down.

Just like Steve Bannon! Small world!

He was actually a baseball star in high school and was courted by the Phillies. It's just that he has spent the past 50 years turning himself into a fat, ugly piece of shit.

Well, they hired Ta-Nahisi Coats to write for Black Panther, so that is a start at least. And most comic writers not named Frank Miller are lefty as hell.

Waid did the team of young idealistic heroes showing up cynical adults about ten years ago in Legion of Super Heroes. It was corny as hell, but i liked it.

He was just confusing his own life with the Doctor's, as usual.

Pity Mike Pence. He has to live with the burden of knowing that if he ever spent time with a woman without his wife present, he would be overcome with animal passion and brutally rape her. He can't help it, he's a man!

All of you, back into the closet! That's better!

Between xenophobia, wall building, Islamophobia, antisemitism, transphobia, anti-science crusaders, the Black Lives Matter movement, the resurgence of right wing ultra nationalism, mass incarceration, indiscriminate ICE raids and attacks on sanctuary cities, the stripping of LGBT protections, and the candidate

You need to show some personal responsibility and accountability! Now if you'll excuse me, I need to get my friends to fight the genocidal robot I created.

Cast Anne Margaret as Mary Jane?

I was amazed that the last Star Trek movie had a villain trying to destroy a space station instead of trying to blow up the Earth yet again.

Counter Earth? Are they doing that in Infinity War? The Knights of Wundagore would be sick.

And hopefully with Keaton there being awesome and Keatony, this won't suffer from Marvel's typical Lame Villain Syndrome. We have Blanchet and Goldblum in Thor coming up, which looks like they are trying to make their villains more hammy and delightful, but I don't have high hopes for Ayesha in Guardians of the Galaxy