I saw Iron Maiden! They rawked! And then I saw Wonder Woman! And I went bowling! And had sex!

Face front, True Believers!

We are in the midst of a Russellsaince.

The part where the mermaids killed everyone was pretty cool, but I remember nothing else besides that.

I liked that part when she yells at them while they are all sword fighting and then just sits her ass down in the sand and pouts about it. That was funny.

Orlando Bloom had to be the captain of a ghost ship for some reason and couldn't walk on land for ten years or something, so it ends with a flash forward to him returning as Kiera Knightly and their son wait on the beach for him.

Most of our major cities have been over run with packs of feral dogs.

I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew!

But wouldn't you like a long essay telling you why you think it is funny?

I'll come at you like a spider monkey!

It's in keeping with the long anime tradition of blond, blue eyed Japanese people. Not to mention red hair, blue hair, green hair, etc.

Rabin would spend the first four paragraphs elaborately dissecting the first four jokes and then hastily summarize the rest of the episode in the fifth paragraph.

My name is Shackleford….Rusty Shackleford….

Oh, Britta is in this?

Sir Jeffery of the Bridges, but it was an accident.

The Fisher King might be the best movie based on Arthurian legend.

"Have you and your family found a church in DC in which to worship Crom yet?" - John Hodgeman addressing President Obama.

I thought the gist of it was "I made an unstoppable killing machine dinosaur because you fucking idiots have no sense of wonder anymore and just want bigger and badder every time."

The Aristocrats!

He's like a real life Launchpad McQuack.