The Claremont X-Men run is an obvious influence, what with the heightened drama, no-one-understands-me-pathos, arcs with bigger and bigger stakes and more powerful villains as it goes on, quippy dialogue, convoluted continuity and call backs, and strong female characters. No surprise Whedon went on to write…

Like they've ever used household or personal cleaning products.

Might as well be using sand paper!

"Men being expected to pay on dates is just prostitution! Trading food for sex! That's why I would never pay for my girlfriend's meals, if I ever get one!"

Plus Malcolm in the Middle was the superior show.

Hey, I understand why they would be defensive over the casting of cable. Without cable, what would they do all day?

The movies promised them sex!

And they love Russia too! Go figure!

I'm cracking up at that Bad Buffy Outfits page, so it is safe to say Giles was also the best dressed character as well.

But wasn't the message of Oz's arc "even if your boyfriend is sweet and supportive, he'll inevitably end up cheating on you because he's an animal and can't control his throbbing biological urges?"

Wait, can the monsters only go in one direction? They just attack the wall over and over again, without turning and going in any other direction to attack humans? And doesn't the Great Wall have a bunch of big gaps in it? It never really worked because whenever anyone invaded, they just went around it. Who'd of…

He drove a business into the ground? He probably shouldn't be trusted with major responsibilities then.

That's why he's going on his bizarre-ass 2020 campaign rally trip this weekend. He's miserable and wants to recharge his megalomania batteries with a few adoring crowds.

At 74, you shouldn't really be driving a car, let alone flying a plane.

Did you read that Sean Spicer piece for the New Yorker? I don't know how he got that interview with the head of the Juarez Cartel. That was really brave.

He didn't tweet about Aziz Ansari predicting that he would tweet about him, so I think he doesn't want to respond to them anymore because he knows that they know that he'll make an even bigger ass of himself responding. Hopefully he's just swallowing all that rage now.

One of the worst things about Sean Spicer is that he is wasting an otherwise perfectly good cool guy name. Sean Spicer should be a professional gambler or formula one driver, not a belligerent, Dippn' Dots hating douche. Sean Spicer should be a daring Alaskan brush pilot or marine biologist. This guy should be named…

Reading Revelation after the election is an….interesting experience.

What's the matter Sanders? Chicken?!

He looks like he was just dredged from the river after being missing for three days.