In the words of Stephen Colbert "Steve Bannon, the most handsome man at the liquor store."

At least Jackson worked his way up from poverty.

Two observations that are becoming a depressing and horrifying refrain

He writes in the same pictograph language Charlie Kelly uses.

Loser Chinese nuclear strike only destroys east coast and doesn't hit my bunker under coal mine! Sad!

Idiots are people two!

And an unpresidented inability to spell check.

Honestly, the juicy tell alls everyone is going to write after the fact will be amazing. It's just a nest of vipers.

He's kind of useful as a guide in matters of ethics, behavior, leadership, etiquette, fashion, and lifestyle in general. Now whenever you need to make a decision, think "always do the opposite of him." He's the ultimate Goofus.

Oh yeah! That was terrible!

But what about GOLD FINGAAAAA?!

They're against terrorism, and they don't care who knows it!

Not disagreeing with you but two of them were shot and one spent 20 years in prison……kind of a bummer.

Birdy little hipsters barley able to muster up enough force to hit flabby triple chined alt-righters.

Was that before or after Krypton exploded?

And Gennaro is kind hearted and caring.

Turning away refugees? But I thought all lives matter….

You are coming up on That Text Was Not Meant For Josh, which might be the best episode of the show.

I watched Hail, Caesar too! As with all Coen Bros. movies, I think I will have to watch it again and think about it, and I don't think I really know what they were trying to say. But my scattershot impressions were that

"You're husband mysteriously disappeared."
"That was his job, he was an illusionist."
"Yes, but he never reappeared."
"I never said he was a very good one."