They're all failing/highly overrated!

I'll go to the march with my new-ish girlfriend. And I will try to ingratiate her to my mom and my sister and my other, kind of an a-hole sister. We're all on the same side!

Everything he has ever said or done has been "circus-like."

Jupiter Ascending?

They're going to be on a beach, and Luke will be like "See that stag? Become the stag!" and Rey will be like "I feel it!!!" and they will laugh and hug and run barefoot on the beach.

*Rey tries to deflect bolts from the floating remote while wearing a helmet covering her eyes*

Ms. Walters if you're nasty.

Until the end of……time….

They're going to do tai chi next to each other on a cliff above the ocean as flute music plays.

The Reboottron 5000 Established Property Sequel Development Computer at CalTech.

Dennis Quaid was in the original Broadway cast of Rent!

The thing is, magazines will publish articles like "Why Aren't Millennials Buying Houses?" "Why Aren't Millennials Starting Businesses?" 'Why Aren't Milennials Getting Married?" "Why Are Millennials Moving Back In With Their Parents?" when the thuddingly obvious answer to all of those is "BECAUSE WE ARE ALL POOR AS…

"Last night, I got into a case of Italian reds and…..shall we say, Colombian whites…."

Co co cachoo Mrs. Robinson….

The last one I remembered was Brad Pitt looking sad and making a weird hand gesture in World War Z, right after Angelina's very publicly documented double mastectomy, with "I'll never cup them again." winning I always thought that ended the contest for being, I don't know, insensitive about breast cancer or something.

Jacob: Because everyone knows I'm hotter.
Edward: *long, wordless pause*
'Ah yes, the long pause to leave space for all the teen aged girls in the audience to scream wildly.'

The orange cat costume was a good look for him.

A boon to crossword writers for decades to come!

They did feature missile-firing trained penguins.

And Two-Face apparently eats raw donkey meat.